
Psynta Claus ventured out into the mansion so quick,
With the attitude and rhyming scheme that was most slick.
She searched far and she searched wide,
Oh where oh where could the Halloween eggs hide?
The mummy with the exposed tummy
And the attitude that was chummy
Naturally failed to say
How many of those darned eggs were in play.
Then she turned around the corner, and there saw a fren,
Who was right upon her before she could count to ten,
Without a ‘hello!’ or ‘how do you do?’,
The fren was upon her and…
”…and I just sort of found her.” The terrifying mummy said after all the other guests poured into the main ballroom.
The craziest thing happened before the egg hunt could begin in earnest. Everyone seemed to be having a spooky time socializing and walking around the dimly lit scary manor until their host raised an alarm and ordered everyone back into the main party room. Once they got back, they learned that someone had committed a most foul
murder mind control upon one of the guests! Whoever the culprit was, they seemed to have targeted poor Psynta Claus as their (first) victim of the night.
To make the matters even more bood-chilling, Psynta Claus wasn’t just wearing a costume anymore. She would truly believe that she
was Psynta Claus, the rapping Santa! All those weird people around her dressed in all sorts of blood-curdling outfits trying to tell her otherwise? Why, they were acting all silly. In fact, she would struggle to remember the times when she
wasn’t Psynta Claus.
”And that’s the gist of it.” The mummy shrugged and immediately fixed some of the wrappings around her (not actually) skeletal-like body that very nearly became undone.
”She seems to believe that she really is… err… Psynta. No amount of arguing will manage to convince her otherwise, I’m afraid. Unless someone is pulling a prank on us, I think that the person who’s done this to her…”The mummy waited.
And waited.
And waited.
She waited for about five to ten minutes. After that, she declared a break for snacks, drinks, and pizza.
After about an hour, thunder finally clashed behind the window for dramatic effect.
”… is one of us!” The undead mummy made the terrifying declaration.
Round 2 Begins!
Psynta Claus has been eliminated by the Mafia!
Players, get your votes in by Saturday Evening!