Skarde Alexander
Madmansion
Tag: Asha (Youkai), Iradil (rogue rider), everyoneShe did not just happen to have rabbit-eared dango in her pocket. How much did this woman bring to eat with her, anyway? Skarde tried to skewer the second dango with her own (stolen) chewed-bare skewer stick. Only to watch the rabbity new dango fade unexpectly into smoke.
"Huh...?" She waved away the smoke while Iradil continued to speak in riddles. And also lean against an invisible wall.
"Are you one of those slam poet ninja mimes I've heard so much about? The ones that speak?"Before Iradil could answer another smoky figure, the apparently named "Asha," arrived to show Skarde an even bigger trick. A fully smoked-up arm!
These girls are gonna set off some c02 alarms, Skarde thought to herself as she swiftly inspected this new smokeshow firsthand. She was as much checking out Asha as a whole, of course, as she was that smoking arm.
This one's feels like she'd be quick to annoy, but try extra super hard to keep her cool. The type that gets really really mad when she's past her tipping point. In other words, a fun type to play with.
Speaking of. Skarde had some extra fun playing with Iradil's pointy ears. Though she certainly looked surprised, and very curious as the devourer of dangos somehow slipped away from her. Even conjuring her very own sound effects!
"Da-dunn!" Thankfully, however cool of a customer this one seemed like as well. She took Skarde's demonic features bait hook, line, and sinker.
"H'wahhhhhhhhhh?!!?!!!?!?!?!!?!!!" Skarde span in an extremely dramatic fashion after reaching up to her head wings. Acting with completely over-the-top sarcastic surprise.
"By the...(how many was it?) By the six Goddesses! You're right! These precious, oh-so-adorably pettable little wings must be those of a demon...no. Of the Omni-Devil herself!" The wings of the Omni-Devil flapped
cutely deviously, as Skarde clutched her chest like the helpless maiden she was. A helpless maiden floating slightly off the ground, surely about to be possessed.
Asha declared her own demonhood very casually, which tracked with what Skarde was expecting from her. Red eyes were pretty much always a dead giveaway when it came to demons. Everyone knew that. Still Asha claimed to not be interested in corrupting anyone, at least for the moment.
"Oh, goodie! You must be one of those tsundemons I've heard so much about! Don't be shy now, that's a great thing! It means you can help save me from myself, from these nasty evil wings on my head! Save me with a forbidden loving embrace! Lest I change into a monster!" Skarde posed with her arms wide, elbows almost to her hips. Around this time, a mansion-wide announcement was heard by everyone, prompting Asha to start bolting away from Skarde and Iradil.
"I'd be oh so grateful to be saved! I might even reward my savior with a kiss!" Skarde shouted after her, wiggling her body as if it would somehow help to turn Asha's head. It most likely wouldn't...but turning to her second option, Skarde's smile was bright.
"What about you, Double Dangos? You'll keep me from turning, won't you? I mean, it's the right thing to do!" She did just steal Iradil's food, but that was like
ages ago. It was surely water under the bridge by now.