Defenders of Justice-themed Christmas Carols

[Raffa]

As the title says! The deadline is 11:59 PM (Hawaii time) 25th of December. Participants get one point each!

[Youkai]

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A single bimbo empty of thought!

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four knights of Azrael,
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five of Iki's schemes,
Four knights of Azrael,
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six slutty nuns,
Five of Iki's schemes,
Four knights of Azrael,
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven false gods,
Six slutty nuns,
Five of Iki's schemes,
Four knights of Azrael,
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight corrupted mages,
Seven false gods,
Six slutty nuns,
Five of Iki's schemes,
Four knights of Azrael,
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine slaves from Simargl,
Eight corrupted mages,
Seven false gods,
Six slutty nuns,
Five of Iki's schemes,
Four knights of Azrael,
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten kisses from Yasu.
Nine slaves from Simargl,
Eight corrupted mages,
Seven false gods,
Six slutty nuns,
Five of Iki's schemes,
Four knights of Azrael,
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven DRU Mechs.
Ten kisses from Yasu.
Nine slaves from Simargl,
Eight corrupted mages,
Seven false gods,
Six slutty nuns,
Five of Iki's schemes,
Four knights of Azrael,
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve of Vee's victories.
Eleven DRU Mechs.
Ten kisses from Yasu.
Nine slaves from Simargl,
Eight corrupted mages,
Seven false gods,
Six slutty nuns,
Five of Iki's schemes,
Four knights of Azrael,
Three meddlesome ninja,
Two bound up heroines,
And a single bimbo empty of thought!

[madman32]

Nin! Na-nin, nin, nin!
Evildoers beware!
Nin! Na-nin, nin, nin!
Neon Santa is there!

With a 'ho!' And a 'ho!' She will let you know.
Who's been naughty or nice with a jolly christmas show!

"San-TOHHHHH!"

Spinning SAN-CHOP! Christmas KIIIICK!
Giving humbuglers and meaniepantses hell!
Oh, no! Did she just do a mis-flip?
How do we save her? Bring it together! What else could we use, it's N-O-E-L!

"San-WOAHHHH!"

Nin! Na-nin, nin, nin!
Evildoers beware!
Nin! Na-nin, nin, nin!
Neon Santa's everywhere!

With a 'ho!' And a 'ho!' Gathered cheer and love in tow.
With your hearts of faith, we'll unite to close the show!

"Everyone! I can't stop the Humbuglers and Rotten Roustabouts by myself. Even if they weren't backed up by the Meaniepants Pantallion! But what they don't know is that Neon Santa is never alone! Now, sing with me!"

Nin! Na-nin, nin, nin!
Evildoers beware!
Nin! Na-nin, nin, nin!
Check out Neon Santa's hair!

With a 'ho!' And a 'ho!' As we cheer it, watch her glow!
It's the strength of love, "NEON SANTA BEEEAAAAM! HO, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!"

[Sashanna]

You better be strong,
You better have wits,
You better last long,
I'm telling you twits,
Santania is coming to to~wn.

She's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughtily nice.
Santania is coming to to~wn.

She's with you when you're sleeping.
She knows when you're awake.
She knows if you are worth her time;
So, you better not be fake!

Oh, you better be strong,
You better have wits,
You better last long,
I'm telling you twits,
Santania is coming to to~wn.
Santania is com~ming to town!

[Shadow72]

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the latex glisten
and heroines listen
To hear lewd mewls around the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every heroines I make fall
May your pets be yours above all
And may all your Christmases be white.

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the latex glisten
and heroines listen
To hear lewd mewls around the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every foe bested
May their loyalties be tested
And may all your Christmases be white

[silentwatcher808]

Have yourself a sexy little fight scene
Let your thoughts be light
From now on
Your worries will be out of sight

Have yourself a sexy little trance scene
Sleep for D-O-J
From now on
Your troubles will be miles away

Blissfully doing as I say
Happy giggles mixed with smiles
Faithful friends who I dear to us
They gather near to us once more

Strip down now
And always be submissive
Even if it's lewd
Stay in mindless trance even while being nude

So have yourself a merry little sex scene
Have yourself a sexy little trance scene
So have yourself a sexy little fight scene now

[Raffa]

It's beginning to look a lot like het isn't going to happen
Lesbians everywhere
Take a look at the character thread, with all the hot girls that you can bed
There's a lack of boys or straight girls, that's not fair

It's beginning to look a lot like het isn't going to happen
Yasu is a slut
She will probably steal your kiss, in Auralis and in city of Dis
And she'll make you nut

Iki is feeling down that there're no boys in town
And not a single straight scene in sight
When demons attack, she'll give them a whack
But it's just another lesbian to fight
Then back at home, she'll groan and moan cuz she's alone tonight

It's beginning to look a lot like het isn't going to happen
Lesbians everywhere
With all the lesbian sex, you'd think thread is under a hex
There's so much Yuri going on, I swear

It's beginning to look a lot like het isn't going to happen
Futa is still gay
RP has so little dick, the only option is to shlick
It's the only way

It's beginning to look a lot like het isn't going to happen
Yasu is a slut
She will probably steal your kiss, in Auralis and in city of Dis
And she'll make you nut

[rogue-rider]

Joy to the world! Demons come!
Let earth, receive Azrael!
Let every hero, prepare herself
And Auralis will moan
And Auralis will groan
And Auralis and Dis and humans moan

Joy to the world! Desdemona reigns
Let humans, their cries employ
With Eternal Youth and Beauty
Hypnotic voice and eyes
Repeat the sounding joy
Be Desdemona's toy
Repeat, repeat you moaning toy

No need for thought, let bliss grow,
No thoughts, infest, your head,
They come to make, their trance felt
For where heros are found
For where heros are found
For where, For where, heros are found

Demon's rule the world, with untold slaves
and makes, the humans, prove,
The glories of, their control
and wonders of the trance
and wonders of the trance
and wonders of being controlled